30 August 2011
Life Songs - Slogan #5
Our campaign of mayhem, tickling and terror has tightened its grip upon a nervous world.
This morning my accomplice Mr Towell set fires beneath the cauldrons of oil.
As he gleefully stirred the oil he was heard to exclaim:
"That's it my treasures, buy our album or feel the heat ......"
Of course all of you kind people who have already signed up to buy our album have absolutely nothing to worry about.
To everyone else we ask this question:
Would you prefer grapes or flowers .....
Steve Kelly & Andy Towell's new album 'Life Songs' is released 12th September - and is only available from: